Anything Goes Poems
Few glances at gymnastics at Olympics
Look at them!
Preparing so much
I can't see them!
Let me in! Let me in!
But security hinders my fellow fans
Spending a lot of stuff just to get gossips
Ah it is starting
Torch is lighted
How I wait it in our haven
Almost my house companions
Have war with me
Coz they don't watch this event
Hey you! You don't blink any more
Who is the promoter of this?
The big girls from the land of Star-Spangled Banner
Or the prodigal children of Lenin; the opera house la femmes
Black Sea girls or what ever
Yes! I watched them only in TV
Standby for basketball
Grrrrr.... what a b@!@#$%^%$#@! The broadcaster here is
Dislikes the game
Wait another day
Tuesday oh what a bad day
Wednesday Yahoo! They are back
But I must serve the priest in a mass
First event; I don't end watching
Hah! Here she is
What eyes so blue!
What a body so muscular!
What a face so brave
Ah! They are from the land of bad good, bad and ugly memories of Lenin
Here are they! The Latins from the sea of Slavs
What a beautiful brown haired Pixie
Guess the score yes! What a nice vault
9.8 yes I am right again
All around the Latinian Slavs, oh no the Devan girls
But the fight isn't over
Let see them in individual
Tuuuut... I wait again
Our network don't show them again
Since the game is not much popular in my home islands
I don't glanced the Muscovite Angel
Or the Devan Mistress and the Beijing empress
Including a new face from Czar Peter's land
This is the national network pls. Stand by....
But I understand them they doing the work with all strength
Back to broadcast again
Don't blink Kremlin girls is on top
What? Go go go my girl
But where is the Devan mistress
Peng! IOC strips her medal
That Doc of Latinian Slavs gives her an illegal potion for her...
Achoooo!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Beijing empresses are smiling up to their ears
We have the gold! We have it!
Waaaah! We are cheated
Our heroine is screwed up
But the games cardinals said, "Our decision is final!"
Vault finals individual
Muscovite girl that I adore is here
Starting value 9.8.... what a give away
Wheng wheng tsak; Hak! hak! A very gorgeous one
9.8 Pentumviate decided
Uneven final
Veteran Belgorod Tsaritsa versus Beijing Empress
Last two entries
Tsaritsa is praying, tears are flooding
Like i think she not so much do inside St. Basil's
Father hear him as well as the judges
Since her reverse twist is effective
Success! Praise the lord! The all-around fave Tsaritsa
Just won only in the uneven bar
Before the feast
Cardinals have a gala night
All winners ah! The Devan princess i don't see
But the Muscovite Tsaritsa of Floor wears black
Performing her trademark acts
My eyeballs almost fall
Coz i don't blink anymore
Until she does her Bang! Moves
Oh the curtain is dropping
The Olympiad master is retiring
Condolence also Tito Juan Antonio; Job well done
Nice work!
But blemished by the schism of Devan Mistress
What an ending
Nice one
Very good in all recent games
My network covers it
The end! Finis! Tapos Boom Pik Pak Boom; the fireworks shouted
I will see them at the city of knowledge
The nursery of the games
Four 365 1/4 days from now approximately
You know
My network in my home islands
I want to return the gorgeous spectacles
But the trial of our president comes
Immediately cut my obsession
Haay! How long i will be waiting
To see them again
The Tsaritsas, Mistresses, Queens and Empresses
And their male counterparts
Hoping Goodwill games will be aired here in my homeland
I still love waiting for the
Tsaritsa from Kremlin
She is the one why i wrote
This nonsense work
But i am not done